Anonymous
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Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

theandrewolvera:

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

I laughed like a dummy when I saw this.

fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

sailorramen:

Mercury Power, Make Up! | 1992 // 2014

tangledguardians:

RotG + Colorful scenery 

Requested by Anonymous and the-unofficial-disney-princess

crazy-acting:

hella-destiel:

time-space-and-timey-whimey-stuf:

werefinallygowensomewhere:

jeremy-ruiner:

doctorwhoalldayerreyday:

I think that when you send celebrities fan mail, you should send them the worst picture that was ever taken of them to be signed.

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Oh my God guys… wait.

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No you don’t understand these are the BEST pictures ever taken!!

THIS JUST MADE ME SO HAPPY

mykingdomscome:

It always confuses me when people describe Merlin as socially awkward because.. Well, he really isn’t. He’s actually very sociable and makes friends easily.

Not just friends, but really loyal friends who go to extreme lengths for him.

The Winter Soldier isn’t empty. His mind is all over the place.

droqo:

"The time has come for us all to contemplate our history."

lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

castiel-knight-of-hell:

jedidoctor:

anythingelseisunthinkable:

every single fandom has that one character that can be paired up with basically everyone else and still be plausible

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he can also be paired with anyone from another fandom and it still be plausible

mangabreadroll:

tflatte:

blackbanshee:

fearless-proud-andstrong:

ohhaiimelissa:

kristalbabich:

“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”


“Adventure Is Out There!”

Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.

THIS WAS NOT OKAY

DUG

HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE

I was just going to scroll past this when I REALISED what it was